|Scarlett, 2nd baby, that's OK right?|
1st Baby: you begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as it's confirmed you're pregnant.
2nd Baby: you wear your normal clothes for as long as possible.
3rd Baby: your maternity clothes now ARE your normal clothes.
Preparing for the birth
1st Baby: you practise your breathing religiously.
2nd Baby: you don't bother because the last time it didn't do a thing.
3rd Baby: you ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
The first clothes
1st Baby: you pre-wash, colour-coordinate and fold the baby clothes neatly.
2nd Baby: you make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd Baby: boys can wear pink, can't they?
1st Baby: if the dummy falls on the floor you go home to wash and boil it.
2nd Baby: you wash it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd Baby: you lick it to get the fluff off!
1st Baby: you take your infant to Tumble Tots, Baby Swing and Baby Story Hour.
2nd Baby: you take your infant to Tumble Tots.
3rd Baby: you take your infant to the supermarket.
1st Baby: the first time you leave your baby you call home five times.
2nd Baby: just before you walk out of the door you remember to leave the sitter your number.
3rd Baby: instructions to sitter are.....to call you only if she sees blood.